stonedsour's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IDIOT'S DICTIONARY Ironic- object made completely of iron King Kong Baggins- name of lead character in Peter Jackson's upcoming "King Kong" remake The Blair Witch Project- science experiment conducted by British Prime Minister Tony Blair 2 Fast 2 Furious- that's what she said! Motherfucker- your biological father Clockwork Orange- timepiece made entirely of fruit The Passion of the Christ- new cologne from Calvin Klein Church of Christ- church who's deed is in Jesus' name White Zombie- neo-nazi flesh-eater Insane Clown Posse- enraged violent circus clowns Live wire- electrical wire performing in front of a live studio audience Ebony- porn magazine for impotent people Monty Python's The Meaning of Life- yes, they certainly are The Amityville Horror- the fear of having to live in New York Army of Darkness- collection of my poetry Cradle of Filth- newborn baby in need of a bath Lord of the Rings- a person with ten or more body piercings From Dusk 'Til Dawn- operating hours of a Las Vegas whorehouse Titanic- woman with huge breasts Seabiscuit- what a sailor eats for lunch Guns N' Roses- funeral for a mafia don Limp Bizkit- teenager that has to use Viagra Creepshow- movie starring Christopher Walken 28 Days Later- four weeks ago from today South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut movie in which Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny avoid being circumcized Texas Chainsaw Massacre- violent riot in Austin, TX; 12 chainsaws dead, 27 others injured Full Metal Jacket- new restraint jacket used in mental hospitals Suggested name for new Spice Girl: Old Spice Due to the overwhelming success of "Freddy Vs. Jason," New Line Cinema has decided to follow it up with three can't miss movies, coming soon to a theatre within your general area: Freddy Vs. Mrs. Vorhees Leprechaun Vs. Terminator Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy Vs. Ted Bundy and Judy Garland The End- an author's wish for the apocalypse 11:27 p.m. - 2004-09-17 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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